13th Flight: [Action]

[skyborne_mage]

[Slapped to the door of the clothing store is a note.  It's not a very remarkable note, even if the text is a bit on the large side.  But it's a note on a door, so most people will probably stop to read it.

This is what they will see.]

Give the next person you see a big hug and kiss!

[And hiding in a nearby tree, watching the results of her little experiment, is one Arche Klaine.]

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[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

[Oh good, he's not moving! Perfect time for - no no no, must resist! Oh, fuck it. Sigmund the goddamned Liberator is not afraid of a sign. But he's definitely embarrassed.

Have a kiss, Cloud. Without tongue, thankfully.]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

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[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

[Pulls away, blinks, and swears.] Fuck.

The sign said to do that. [He does not want to look up, but he's red in the face and he must be sincere about this.] My apologies.

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[FFFF AND HE SWORE

CLOUD WAS JUST KISSED BY A MAN THAT WASN'T ZACK AND IT WAS SIGMUND AND HE JUST SAID "FUCK."

Oh my God, brain. It is broken. Cannot think. The universe has collapsed and up is down and what is even happening, HE WAS KISSED BY A NON-ZACK MAN AND IT WAS SIGMUND.]


....o....oh.

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

[Well it's not like Edward is jealous of Cloud already or anything and Sigmund has a terrible history of relationships that's only half his because Volsung failed at everything that wasn't saving the goddamned planet and...

Oh, wait. Cloud's still here. Sigmund is rubbing his forehead.] Cloud, are you alright?

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

Um. [NO.]

...so that sign is dumb. Stupid. I'm gonna leave now.

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

It said, "Give the next person you see a big hug and kiss." Someone put it up to make trouble. Avoid it if you can.

[Oh god, what the fuck did he just do?]

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[Cloud just...covers his face. SIGNS. He will not be escaping this, will he? He's going to have to hole himself up in a cave until this is all over.] ...I will. Thanks.

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

[Hiding is probably the best option. No where is safe. Unfortunately, there's not much Sigmund can say.] You're welcome.

[herobydefault.livejournal.com]

[...well shit, Sigmund looks depressed. Man up, Cloud, it wasn't his fault so just get over it and stop being such a homophobe you hypocrite. Cloud reaches over and awkwardly pats Sigmund on the shoulder.] Don't...don't worry about that.

[Say something encouraging! Sigmund's face wasn't meant for that kicked-puppy look. ...c'mon, say something kind!] You're a good kisser for a guy. [..........................okay that...wasn't really...] ...uh. If that...makes any sense.

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

[Wait what is this. Is Sigmund getting a Reassuring Shoulder Grab? He blinks.] I hope you realize this was unintentional.

[He exhales, and it's something in between a sigh and a grunt.] I should hope I am a good kisser. I... have someone to please. [When he's not being a cheating failure due to stupid signs.]