13th Flight: [Action]

[skyborne_mage]

[Slapped to the door of the clothing store is a note.  It's not a very remarkable note, even if the text is a bit on the large side.  But it's a note on a door, so most people will probably stop to read it.

This is what they will see.]

Give the next person you see a big hug and kiss!

[And hiding in a nearby tree, watching the results of her little experiment, is one Arche Klaine.]

Comments

3/3

[fortunefail]

[He then proceeds to enter the store and approach the girl, cursing his luck and wearing the most sour expression imaginable.]

I suggest you run away now.

[bitterhopes.livejournal.com]

[Seles turns around, an awesome hat (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/loki013/cloche-1.jpg) in her hands. She looks clearly annoyed to see Yuan again.]

Is there a reason why you insist on being bothering strangers, sir?

1/3 (again)

[fortunefail]

It's the experiment, dammit! And I told you to run!

[Too late now, Seles. You're within reach, meaning he'll pull you closer for that hug portion.]

2/3

[fortunefail]

[And here comes the kiss. On the lips. This is so disturbing, oh dammit, he'll kill whoever's responsible.]

3/3 I SAID I'D DO IT, DIDN'T I?

[fortunefail]

[[OOC: LOOOLOLOLOL.]]

GONNA GET RAPED 1/2

[pimpinwings.livejournal.com]

[He was walking by, and... KEYWORDS]

GONNA GET RAPED 2/2

[pimpinwings.livejournal.com]

GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY SISTER, YOU MOTHERLESS SON OF A-

[FALCOOOOOOOOOON PAAAAAAAAAAAUNCH]

[bitterhopes.livejournal.com]

[brb, brain not functioning WHY IS THIS RUDE STRANGER KISSING HER THIS IS ENTIRELY INAPPROPRIATE

Also, punching Yuan might have not been a good idea since he's still kissing her. The recoil sends her down!]

[fortunefail]

[ARGH busted! Zelos' fist causes a blinding pain upon impact, eliciting a sharp cry, but that's not all. As Seles goes down, Yuan gets pulled along with her. He falls forward and -as if the day couldn't get any worse- lands face-first with in the girl's chest. Or, rather, where her chest would be if she wasn't so horribly underage. Now he's busted in the more literal sense of the word as well.]

[pimpinwings.livejournal.com]

[There's an absolute roar before Zelos just grabs Yuan by the clothes at the back of his neck and is dragging him off.]

[bitterhopes.livejournal.com]

[Seles is skittering backwards as Zelos pulls Yuan off of her, looking completely and horribly offended.]

[fortunefail]

[Not the clothes, not the clothes! Hold on, he's struggling to free himself.]

Let go, you moron! It was a mistake!

[pimpinwings.livejournal.com]

Like hell it was!

[/headlock]

[bitterhopes.livejournal.com]

Mistake? Mistake?! You approached me! You -- you clearly knew what you were going to do!

[fortunefail]

AUGH! I told you, it was the damned experiment! You should've run away like I ordered you to instead of standing there like an imbecile!

[You asked for it, Zelos. He's going to try and electrocute you now. Let go or your hair will be static for weeks.]

[pimpinwings.livejournal.com]

[Oh bitch no you didn't. Is that a knee in your back? Yes, it is.]

[bitterhopes.livejournal.com]

You're incorrigible!

[fortunefail]

[Ow that was Yuan's spine. Only narrowly avoided the wings, too. But he's not relenting with that lightning magic. Who will cave first?!]

[pimpinwings.livejournal.com]

[You molested my sister, you'll have to kill me, first!]

[fortunefail]

[That won't be a problem, Chosen! He's more than willing to pull out the heavy gear like, say, Judgment.]

[pimpinwings.livejournal.com]

[You love your property damage, don't you? Headbutt from behind and then grabbing the sister, hope you don't mind getting swung over his back real quick here, sis!]

[bitterhopes.livejournal.com]

[That's her wrist you're grabbing there Zelos and it kind of hurts, being flung over your shoulder like that. Being tiny and frail, she's gonna be feeling that in the morning.] Oof!

[fortunefail]

[Paaain! Fine, no more lightning. But just you wait until stars stop dancing in front of his eyes.]

[pimpinwings.livejournal.com]

Was that really necessary? You could have hurt her, jackass.

[Sorry, sis! He'll heal you when he gets you back home]

[bitterhopes.livejournal.com]

You are both idiots. [Have an annoyed, pathetic little smack on the back, Zelos.] Put me down this instant, big brother.

[It's a little hard to be indignant when you're slung over your brother's shoulder like a sack of potatoes.]