13th Flight: [Action]

[skyborne_mage]

[Slapped to the door of the clothing store is a note.  It's not a very remarkable note, even if the text is a bit on the large side.  But it's a note on a door, so most people will probably stop to read it.

This is what they will see.]

Give the next person you see a big hug and kiss!

[And hiding in a nearby tree, watching the results of her little experiment, is one Arche Klaine.]

Comments

I'm enjoying this too much :|b

[pileof-ashes.livejournal.com]

Um, because I'm hot? Are you even a man?

I think it's hilarious |D

[vermified]

[What. What an egotistical woman. >:|]

I have no interest in you, nor am I attracted to you at all! And if you're so 'hot', as you say, then I suggest you turn your affections elsewhere for attention!

oh other Edward xD

[pileof-ashes.livejournal.com]

I told you, it was the experiment! And besides, how are you not attracted to me? Everyone's attracted to me!

[vermified]

Obviously not everyone, seeing as I am definitely not! [This woman's ego is irritating. 8|]

[pileof-ashes.livejournal.com]

[She gives this some thought. Even the Edward she knew thought she was pretty.]

Why not?

[vermified]

[NOSY WENCH.]

That is none of your business.

[pileof-ashes.livejournal.com]

[:D She's stubborn, too.]

It's my business to know the reason why someone doesn't like me.

[vermified]

[Should be interesting to see them both butt heads.]

That's your problem, not mine.

[pileof-ashes.livejournal.com]

[On some other issue than why he didn't enjoy her kiss?;)]

I won't leave you alone till you tell me.

[vermified]

[There's certainly plenty of things to argue about in Luceti.]

...My disinterest surely can't be that interesting.

[pileof-ashes.livejournal.com]

I'm just curious as to what you find unappealing about me, because I've never come across any flaw before. [Yeah, she's vain, whatever.]

[vermified]

My lack of attraction has nothing to do with you or any flaws you might have, except perhaps your arrogance. But as I'm already committed to another, I'm not interested in anyone else.

[The less boring answer would be "I'm gay" but such a phrase doesn't even exist in Edward's vocabulary. ...Actually it's more like he's Sigmund-sexual, but women still do nothing for him. :|;;]

[pileof-ashes.livejournal.com]

Do you at least find me attractive? [That's all she needs!:O] And...fine, maybe I'm a bit arrogant.

[Rosalie doesn't care eitherway, as long as you think she's pretty.:|b]

[vermified]

Attractive? No. But your features are... fair. I suppose. For a woman. [Wait that sounded wrong.] Capell would consider you to be quite beautiful, I'm sure. Perhaps even Lord Sigmund would, as well. He likes beautiful women. [...And now he's going to be a little jealous of her. Why can't he be pretty. D|]

[pileof-ashes.livejournal.com]

[Aww, you're pretty for a boy!]

Thank you. And maybe next time you should introduce me to this Sigmund person.

[She holds out a hand.]

I'm Rosalie.

[vermified]

[His interest is piqued a little, though he's still sliiiightly wary. But hey, she said she wanted to meet Sigmund, so that wins her a few pointers.]

I'd be glad to introduce you if you wish! He's truly a great man. [And fine, he'll shake your hand.] I am Edward.

[pileof-ashes.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you, I think.

And just tell me when both of you are available, I have all the time in the world.

[vermified]

I see. I'll keep that in mind, then- though perhaps after this experiment has passed. I have no desire to experience a repeat of... this.

[As nice as it is to meet someone new, he could've done without the awkward greeting. ...Also Rosalie if you tell Sigmund about this Edward will ANGRYFACE at you forever.]

[pileof-ashes.livejournal.com]

That's no problem. I'm married anyway.

[As long as Edward doesn't do anything against her, it's all good!]

[vermified]

M-married? But you seemed so unbothered by this!

[He's pretty much a solid-rock-friend once he's connected well with somebody (not that Rosalie needs it, but hey), so she should be alright |D]

[pileof-ashes.livejournal.com]

There's no use getting troubled over it. It was part of the experiment, I had no choice. What good would it do to be bothered?

[Except...if ever an Emmett gets picked up (there's a chance, damn it) and he finds out about what just happened, he'll beat this Edward to a pulp.:|b]

[vermified]

Ah... I didn't really consider that.

[Ed's not exactly defenseless, so good luck to Emmett |Db]