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Arche Klaine ([personal profile] skyborne_mage) wrote2012-04-05 10:52 pm

26th Flight: [Voice]

[As Luceti's populace struggles with attempts to sort out messed-up memories and personality warpings, some of the residents are combating more... mundane problems.

The journal flops open to reveal a panicked Arche fussing with something in a pan.
]

Come on, don't you burn on me... Oh crap!

[She jumps over to another pan, reaching for it... and completely forgetting to grab an oven mitt as she does so.]

Yeowch! [And, of course, she drops it, the contents spilling all over the floor. She slips on them, falling out of sight of the journal, and then clambers back up to turn off the stove. She looks at the results of her endeavors.]

... Dammit, why does this always happen. Every time I try to cook... [She sighs, turning around.] Where's Mint when I need-

[She cuts off as she notices the journal open... and recording.] Oh hell, how long has this thing been on?
whatdeheckisdat: (arms crossed)

[Voice]

[personal profile] whatdeheckisdat 2012-04-07 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing you have not already heard, I am sure.

[Maybe laughing at you over here. Maybe.]
whatdeheckisdat: (nostalgic)

[Voice]

[personal profile] whatdeheckisdat 2012-04-07 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Dhaos has less cooking experience than Arche, actually, and he knows it.]

...I should hope I would know better than to allow something to burn.
whatdeheckisdat: (nostalgic)

[Voice]

[personal profile] whatdeheckisdat 2012-04-07 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[...He should have known that'd get out eventually. Grune tends to keep the kitchen on his floor of CH3 well-stocked enough that he never really has to actually cook anything.

It had to be Arche, though.]


...And?
whatdeheckisdat: (...well that's not good)

[Voice]

[personal profile] whatdeheckisdat 2012-04-07 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Your cooking skills, or that fact that you have somehow managed, while cooking, to injure yourself without the assistance of an open flame?

[Totally not feeling every ounce of that smirk over here.]
whatdeheckisdat: (smug - neutral)

[Voice]

[personal profile] whatdeheckisdat 2012-04-07 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed I am.

[Obviously the resistance is only about half in the enclosure, but Dhaos was pretty powerful to begin with. You normal people and your normal resistances, honestly.]

And if I was not, I like to think I would take care not to touch a hot pan.
whatdeheckisdat: (...?)

[Voice]

[personal profile] whatdeheckisdat 2012-04-07 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You could, at least, take the precaution of--

[Pause.]

...Apples? [Dhaos does not understand what kind of food requires cooking apples on a stove.]
whatdeheckisdat: (nostalgic)

[Voice]

[personal profile] whatdeheckisdat 2012-04-07 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
...I see.

[No he doesn't.]

...And you failed.
whatdeheckisdat: (blank)

[Voice]

[personal profile] whatdeheckisdat 2012-04-09 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I am the very last person you ought to ask.
whatdeheckisdat: (smug - neutral)

[Voice]

[personal profile] whatdeheckisdat 2012-04-14 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I am aware.

[He is simply desperately in need of trolling practice >>;]
whatdeheckisdat: (smug - speech)

[Voice]

[personal profile] whatdeheckisdat 2012-04-15 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe I am entitled to some manner of self-indulgence by this time.

[He's getting better, then!]
whatdeheckisdat: (blank)

[Voice]

[personal profile] whatdeheckisdat 2012-04-15 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[On the grounds that Dhaos' life is now alternating between really, really boring and traumatizing, and by god if entertainment presents itself he is going to take advantage of it.]

If not you, then this cursed enclosure does. And as it was you who injured yourself performing what is apparently the simplest of cooking procedures, it is from you that I collect my due.
whatdeheckisdat: (totally not the villain)

[Voice]

[personal profile] whatdeheckisdat 2012-04-15 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[At least he's trying again!]

Precisely.

[Sadistic and brazen, apparently.]

[Obviously Not Here]

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