26th Flight: [Voice]

[skyborne_mage]

[As Luceti's populace struggles with attempts to sort out messed-up memories and personality warpings, some of the residents are combating more... mundane problems.

The journal flops open to reveal a panicked Arche fussing with something in a pan.]

Come on, don't you burn on me... Oh crap!

[She jumps over to another pan, reaching for it... and completely forgetting to grab an oven mitt as she does so.]

Yeowch! [And, of course, she drops it, the contents spilling all over the floor. She slips on them, falling out of sight of the journal, and then clambers back up to turn off the stove. She looks at the results of her endeavors.]

... Dammit, why does this always happen. Every time I try to cook... [She sighs, turning around.] Where's Mint when I need-

[She cuts off as she notices the journal open... and recording.] Oh hell, how long has this thing been on?

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[halfremembered]

Long enough to entertain the audience.

[ Yes. He went there. ]

[skyborne_mage]

Har har. I'm glad my cooking skills can amuse you. Maybe I should start showing them off as a comedian.

[She's just a liiiiiittle bitter.]

Only cost to watch is that you have to eat the food... what's left of it anyway. [She scowls at one of her pans.]

[halfremembered]

That would be a much better threat if there was any actual food there, wouldn't it?

[ Yes, he went all the way over there, too. But he's not completely cruel, so he'll also add... ]

Is this your first time cooking?

[corrinesbell]

That's why I'm not letting you work here. Nothing's on fire, right?

[skyborne_mage]

No, no, nothing's burning... this time. Thanks for the concern though.

[corrinesbell]

Yeah but you had to add a "this time."

[voice]

[pinkyizpower]

Would you... like some help?

[Voice]

[skyborne_mage]

... To be frank, yeah, I kinda would. Honestly I probably shouldn't try doing these things on my own. I didn't want to bother anyone with something this trivial though.

[It's cooking. Why does she fail so hard at something like cooking?]

[Voice]

[pinkyizpower]

Where are you and what do you have or want to make?

[Voice]

[whatdeheckisdat]

[. . .

EXASPERATED SIGH. How was he defeated by people like this.]

[Voice]

[skyborne_mage]

I heard that! Do you have something to say?

[Voice]

[whatdeheckisdat]

Nothing you have not already heard, I am sure.

[Maybe laughing at you over here. Maybe.]

[whimsicalwinds]

[They saw the whoooole thing, Arche... Of course, Hayate won't say that, but yeah.]

Ahh... Do you need any help, miss?

[skyborne_mage]

[She's kinda guessed it already, much to her dismay.]

You volunteering?

[whimsicalwinds]

[Sorry Arche.]

Yes, of course! I wouldn't have asked otherwise, ahaha... If you need it, I would be happy to help.

[bloodypocket]

... I'm certain a number of people saw. [Not that he should... try to tease or make a remark at her. He's done the same thing.]

[skyborne_mage]

Yep, that's exactly what I was afraid of.

voice;

[trashed]

Try a while, genius.

How about you keep a better eye on your journal?

voice;

[skyborne_mage]

Oh shut your face. Don't tell me you've never had one flop open on you.

... Or are you a newbie?

[accepted]

Pfft... Pffhahahahahaaah!!

[He can't help but laugh. He's sorry, really!]

Th-That looked like it hurt, you okay? Hehe...

[skyborne_mage]

Yeah, yeah, laugh it up, kid.

[She shakes her hand a bit.]

Aside from my fingers? Nothing hurt but my pride.

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[symp3thy]

[ ksldaja jesus Arche poor thing. Thankfully Minako's got experience with cooking fail and this keeps her from laughing. ]

Don't worry. There have been worse chefs trust me. Maybe you just need a new perspective and a helping hand! Burning happens to everyone.

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[skyborne_mage]

I was a lot better when I had Mint to help me out. Even if the other jerks I was travelling with thought she made everything...

I just figured I could do something this simple on my own.

[Voice]

[returninghope]

Long enough. I'm pretty sure the whole town got a nice view. [Don't mind if Zan'nen does a little snicker here, Arche. It's nothing personal... Except, well, it's pretty dang hilarious.]

[Voice]

[skyborne_mage]

... Why does that sound like innuendo?